Preemptive Dinner Strike.

Dec: I hate that smell.
Me:  What smell?
Dec: The smell of what's cooking!
Me:  Nothing's cooking yet, I'm just boiling water.
Dec: Well, I don't like it.

How to Rank Your Pokemon.

Another guest post from Declan's brother, Christian.  "I kinda judge Pokemon by their looks."

Deer Me.

Today's quote comes from Declan's brother, Christian.  "I wish deer were smart enough to look both ways.  But not smart enough to make weapons and kill people."

Finally Some Recognition For My Work.

Today while shopping alone, I bought a package of cupcakes.  When Dec came home and noticed one was missing he asked what happened to it.  I told him I ate it.  He tells me, "Its ok.  You deserved it."

His Life Plan.

I'm going to be a worker and do my ninja work at night.

Unconditional Love.

Dec to me(his mom):  I still love you even though you eat kale.