Anywhere but here.

Declan-Where are we going today?
Me-Nowhere.
Declan-If we're going nowhere, then we can go anywhere.

All Lies.

"Don't lie. Don't lie to your precious kid." Declan

I wasn't lying.  I received a Christmas present in the mail and they didn't believe that it was for me and not them.

Growing Old.

I used to be flexible when I was a baby.  Now I'm not because of my sleep.  When I sleep, I go kink.