Cogito ergo sum.

Decaln (to older brother) You're a sassy pants!
Christian (the older brother)  Nu-uh!  You are!
Declan (in a very serious voice) Wait, how did you know?

OSHA Approved

After a busy day. "I just need a break from the real world."

If it's not too much to ask for...

I would eat it if it was healthy and tasted like cheetos.

-Declan on what he wishes for in a salad dressing.

The fruit of knowledge.

We went to an apple orchard today and this is what Declan told one of the apples as he was picking it:  Not so fun now, apple.  Not so fun when we eat you.

Shoes make the man.

I'm a girl!  Look at my shoes, that's how you can tell.