There is a reason Eagles are America's bird.

The gross thing about pingins is they poop while they're flying.
In a whisper: That's the grossest thing.

Eagles don't though.  They poop in their nest.  It's a poop hallelujah.

Do you remember?

Overheard while the two brothers were playing video games:

Declan: Remember the time you got the star?

Christian: Remember the time you stopped talking?

Declan: Oh.