They're everywhere.

There always has to be an Illuminate in a bag of burritos.

The Circle of Life

This morning, Dec came downstairs singing this:
"Dirty clothes on the floor. Clean clothes on me."

Brothers.

"I really did it just to annoy him." - Dec
"I know." - Me
"You know our relationship well." - Dec

I'm friends with anyone who has a dog.

Everything is relative.

The bigger the giant, the smaller the dessert.

Don't throw rocks at glass houses.

Grandma has strange habits.
But I can't judge!
She likes her life.

Apples aren't the only ones who fall.

"Because of the process of gravity; I've had a lot of pain."

Who says youth is wasted on the young?

"I just want to live my life as a kid happy, because when we're a grown up things get boring."

It only goes downhill after this.

"Hash browns are the most important thing of today."

The nose knows.

It smells like a rotten sewer rat that's been sprayed by a skunk.

Tempus Fugit.

While I was talking about my friends from my childhood and how long ago it was, Dec lays this on me, "Most of those people might have died mama...some of them are dead."