He is partly Scandinavian.

Ooo look at the (Christmas) lights. They're butter color.


Nov 28, 2017

Cowboys.

Some cowboys have mustaches. It just gives them more pizazz. Zzzzzzzzzzz.


Dec 9 19 16

On cartography.

Maps look like a bunch of scribbles put together.


Dec 1, 2017

Growing older.

Are you trying into a man?  -Me

Mmm my leghair is.  - Declan

March 15, 2017

On growing older.

I don't really know where kids get their excess energy. Maybe just comes from when they're young.
 (He was 10)

Oct 12, 2016

Repeats aren't as good.

I'm I watching Toy Story 3. Its not a classic; I'd rather Toy Story 1.


Jan 6, 2017

Bee safety.

If you play with the bee in the wrong way, you'll get stung in a painful way.


July 27, 2016

Memes in the 80's.

Roads where we're going we don't need roads. That must have been a big meme when you were a kid.


Jan 5, 2017

That's life.

This is my life. I learn something, I forget it. And then I learn it again and then I forget it.


Feb 8, 2017

He stands up for the little guys.

You're judging a baby. That's cold.


Feb 25, 2017

He is his own weather app.

I'm blowing away like a potato chip in a thunderstorm.

May 1, 2017

The real universal law.

Grandmas nice. I bet she'll let me do that.

May 1, 2017

He's sensitive.

Just that I would not want to be named Titanic, it was a cruel day in history.


June 1, 2017