Reputation is what people think you are.

Dec:  I really don't like Justin Bieber.
Me:  Do you know who that is?
Dec: No, I do not.

They're only innocent until proven guilty.

Dec - MAMA! 

Me -  Yes?

Dec - My claws are sharp. They need to be cut, I don't want to scratch any innocent animals.

Don't forget to clear your browser history.

This quote is from Christian, Dec's older brother.  He was talking to me and just blurted out this gem in the middle of the conversation.  -

I have a lot of questions I need answered.  But not from you, I'm saving them for Google.

My heart has so much love for this kid.

I love you as much as the universe.  And the universe is never ending.

I need to block Animal Planet on our TV.

"I hope I get a pregnant female dog for Christmas."

Wait, what? What just happened?

"Look the King Orange wants you to have his honor peels!  And his crown!"

Then he grunts and pulls out the white stem thing in the middle and adds it to the pile.  Then he walks away.  My own child just trolled me in real life into throwing away his orange peel for him.

“To live is to war with trolls.” 
― Henrik Ibsen

My kids have a lottery plan, do you?

Dec-  Momma, what would you do if you win $100 million dollars?
Me-   Oh, gee.  I don't know, what would you do?
Dec-  I would buy a mansion.  Some candy.  A couch and a TV.  And netflix plus a CD(DVD) player.
Christian (the older brother)- But you can't just rush into buying things like a CD player and xbox.  You have to make sure you can pay your bills first.
Dec-  But I'd buy a bed too.