Life Exploded.

Me:  Why were you so cranky/sassy(for your uncle?)
Dec: Because I didn't get my way.  My life almost exploded.

Millions of Sticks.

Dec: Why can't I bring sticks home in the car?
Me:  Because you forget them and then I have to clean them out.
Dec: This is not true!
Me:  This is true.
Dec: And that is how I lose out on millions and millions of sticks.

Little Boy's Potty Humor.

Declan:  I'm scratching my butt.
Me: That's nice. (Sarcastically)
Declan:  No, that's funny.

How Declan Feels About Salads.

What do you think about Theresa's salad, Declan?

Keep Your Feet on the Ground.

Dec:  Do you know why my feet are on the ground?
Me:  No, why?
Dec:  Because I'm looking at them.

Raspberries

Me: Do you want some raspberries?
Dec: That would be pleasing to me.

Planning Ahead.

Me: Declan don't do that!
Dec: Why?
Me: Because I don't want you doing that.
Dec: Oh...................can I do it tomorrow?