Saturday, February 15, 2014

I think we are all done with winter now.

"On the day we go to the beach, I'm going to bring my swim pants.  They're swim-able and they're pants." *



*Said to me while pant-less and underwear-less.  He was wearing socks and a shirt.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Saint Valentine according to Declan.

A guy who made valentine's day.  He helped people get married, but the the king made a rule that one guy from the families had to do war, but Saint Valentine helped them get married.  But one marriage he didn't get away with it and he got hanged from his neck.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Reputation is what people think you are.

Dec:  I really don't like Justin Bieber.
Me:  Do you know who that is?
Dec: No, I do not.

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

They're only innocent until proven guilty.

Dec - MAMA! 
Me -  Yes?
Dec - My claws are sharp. They need to be cut, I don't want to scratch any innocent animals.

Friday, December 13, 2013

Don't forget to clear your browser history.

This quote is from Christian, Dec's older brother.  He was talking to me and just blurted out this gem in the middle of the conversation.  -

I have a lot of questions I need answered.  But not from you, I'm saving them for Google.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Tuesday, November 26, 2013