She's a fine girl.

"Why are you so hyper Brandy?  Did you have your pain pill this morning or something?"

*Brandy is our 13 1/2 year old dog. Her theme song.

They're everywhere.

There always has to be an Illuminate in a bag of burritos.

The Circle of Life

This morning, Dec came downstairs singing this:
"Dirty clothes on the floor. Clean clothes on me."

Brothers.

"I really did it just to annoy him." - Dec
"I know." - Me
"You know our relationship well." - Dec

I'm friends with anyone who has a dog.

Everything is relative.

The bigger the giant, the smaller the dessert.

Don't throw rocks at glass houses.

Grandma has strange habits.
But I can't judge!
She likes her life.