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Thursday, August 14, 2014

Lesser of Two Evils.

Kohl's!?  The horror!

Yeah, I'd rather go to Walmart.
-Christian(the brother)

Monday, June 2, 2014

Really? Not all your thoughts need to be voiced outside your brain.

Christian(Dec's brother) - Has anyone ever gotten stuck or fallen in a crack in any of these caves?
Tour guide - I'm not sure.  Not that I know of, but I don't know everything.
Declan - You know, you're right.
Tour guide - I am?  Thanks.
Declan - Yeah, you don't know everything.  No one can.

Luckily the tour guide was good natured and laughed with the rest of the group while I looked for a crack that I could fall into.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Everyone's tired.

Dec- It's going to snow tomorrow?  I want spring.
Me(Mom)- Everyone wants spring.
Dec- Even Santa.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

There is a reason Eagles are America's bird.

The gross thing about pingins is they poop while they're flying.
In a whisper: That's the grossest thing.

Eagles don't though.  They poop in their nest.  It's a poop hallelujah.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Do you remember?

Overheard while the two brothers were playing video games:

Declan: Remember the time you got the star?

Christian: Remember the time you stopped talking?

Declan: Oh.

Saturday, February 15, 2014

I think we are all done with winter now.

"On the day we go to the beach, I'm going to bring my swim pants.  They're swim-able and they're pants." *

*Said to me while pant-less and underwear-less.  He was wearing socks and a shirt.