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Sunday, April 20, 2014

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Everyone's tired.

Dec- It's going to snow tomorrow?  I want spring.
Me(Mom)- Everyone wants spring.
Dec- Even Santa.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

There is a reason Eagles are America's bird.

The gross thing about pingins is they poop while they're flying.
In a whisper: That's the grossest thing.

Eagles don't though.  They poop in their nest.  It's a poop hallelujah.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Do you remember?

Overheard while the two brothers were playing video games:

Declan: Remember the time you got the star?

Christian: Remember the time you stopped talking?

Declan: Oh.

Saturday, February 15, 2014

I think we are all done with winter now.

"On the day we go to the beach, I'm going to bring my swim pants.  They're swim-able and they're pants." *

*Said to me while pant-less and underwear-less.  He was wearing socks and a shirt.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Saint Valentine according to Declan.

A guy who made valentine's day.  He helped people get married, but the the king made a rule that one guy from the families had to do war, but Saint Valentine helped them get married.  But one marriage he didn't get away with it and he got hanged from his neck.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Reputation is what people think you are.

Dec:  I really don't like Justin Bieber.
Me:  Do you know who that is?
Dec: No, I do not.