Wednesday, July 19, 2017

He is partly Scandinavian.

Ooo look at the (Christmas) lights. They're butter color.

Nov 28, 2017


Some cowboys have mustaches. It just gives them more pizazz. Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Dec 9 19 16

On cartography.

Maps look like a bunch of scribbles put together.

Dec 1, 2017

Growing older.

Are you trying into a man?  -Me

Mmm my leghair is.  - Declan

March 15, 2017

On growing older.

I don't really know where kids get their excess energy. Maybe just comes from when they're young.
 (He was 10)

Oct 12, 2016

Repeats aren't as good.

I'm I watching Toy Story 3. Its not a classic; I'd rather Toy Story 1.

Jan 6, 2017

Bee safety.

If you play with the bee in the wrong way, you'll get stung in a painful way.

July 27, 2016

Memes in the 80's.

Roads where we're going we don't need roads. That must have been a big meme when you were a kid.

Jan 5, 2017

That's life.

This is my life. I learn something, I forget it. And then I learn it again and then I forget it.

Feb 8, 2017

He stands up for the little guys.

You're judging a baby. That's cold.

Feb 25, 2017

He is his own weather app.

I'm blowing away like a potato chip in a thunderstorm.

May 1, 2017

The real universal law.

Grandmas nice. I bet she'll let me do that.

May 1, 2017

He's sensitive.

Just that I would not want to be named Titanic, it was a cruel day in history.

June 1, 2017