Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Inquiring Minds Want to Know.

Dec: I don't know why Jesus made us.
His cousin: Yeah, I don't know about Zombies.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Please Dispose.

Declan has a "Woody" doll(from Toy Story.)
Tonight he tells me, "Woody doesn't respect me, so I don't respect Woody."
Me, "Do you want me to take Woody away?" 
Dec, "Yes, please dispose of him."

Saturday, October 13, 2012

The Giving Tree.

While collecting pine cones for arts and crafts, Declan made this observation: That's nice of the trees to drop their pine cones for us.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

It's What's For Breakfast.

Declan: No!
Me: Well, french toast is what I made for breakfast.  What else would you have?
Declan: Cheetos!  And that's my final offer.
Christian(the brother): Yeah because the oreos are all gone.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

How Do You Know How My Finger Tastes?

I was pushing muffin batter off my spoon into the muffin tins with my (clean, of course)finger.  Declan says, "But the muffins don't taste like your finger."