Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Life Exploded.

Me:  Why were you so cranky/sassy(for your uncle?)
Dec: Because I didn't get my way.  My life almost exploded.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Millions of Sticks.

Dec: Why can't I bring sticks home in the car?
Me:  Because you forget them and then I have to clean them out.
Dec: This is not true!
Me:  This is true.
Dec: And that is how I lose out on millions and millions of sticks.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Little Boy's Potty Humor.

Declan:  I'm scratching my butt.
Me: That's nice. (Sarcastically)
Declan:  No, that's funny.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Keep Your Feet on the Ground.

Dec:  Do you know why my feet are on the ground?
Me:  No, why?
Dec:  Because I'm looking at them.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Raspberries

Me: Do you want some raspberries?
Dec: That would be pleasing to me.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Planning Ahead.

Me: Declan don't do that!
Dec: Why?
Me: Because I don't want you doing that.
Dec: Oh...................can I do it tomorrow?

Monday, July 9, 2012

Cheese Curds.

Babysitter: Do you want some cheese curds?

Dec: No, my nerves can't handle it.

Friday, July 6, 2012

Thursday, July 5, 2012

He's busy.

Dec: When Granma comes, can you tell her about my Lego museum?
Me: Why can't you tell her?
Dec: Because I'm going to be busy watching TV.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Dec's Brother and Cousin Say Stuff Too.

 
Overheard while the two boys were picking up the toys:
 
Christian - Where is it?
Isaac - I don't know, but I didn't swallow it.



July 16, 2009

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Deep Thoughts

Dec - Do you know what I'm thinking, grandma?

Grandma - Nope!

(pause)

Dec - No one does.



2012

Energy

Eat your food up Declan! -Me
No, I have enough energy to survive until tomorrow. -Dec

Our new pet rabbit

Declan named our new pet rabbit, Doom Bunny.


June 17, 2012

The Stars

Tonight we went to the planetarium and on the way out, Dec pokes the student presenter in the tummy and says, "Thank you for all the stars. It was exciting."

The presenter also made a joke about how all the nerds would recognize Patrick Stewart as the narrator. Dec looks at me very seriously and says, "I am not a nerd."


June 18, 2012

Hunger

"I'm starving to my doom." -Declan, because I didn't show enough sympathy when he was hungry.


June 11, 2012

Girl Trouble

Dec (talking to the TV) - What! Why don't you like me? Why are you doing this to me?

Dec (general announcement) - The TV is a girl.


Janurary 18, 2012

Babies are people too.

Mom, I love babies. They're my favorite humans.

March 15, 2011

Burps

Mommy, I burped two burps. A juice burp and a chocolate burp.

Janurary 4, 2010

Cutie Pie

Me: Are you a cutie pie?
Dec: You're a pie, mom.

August 28, 2010