Monday, November 18, 2013

Wait, what? What just happened?

"Look the King Orange wants you to have his honor peels!  And his crown!"

Then he grunts and pulls out the white stem thing in the middle and adds it to the pile.  Then he walks away.  My own child just trolled me in real life into throwing away his orange peel for him.

“To live is to war with trolls.” 
― Henrik Ibsen

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

My kids have a lottery plan, do you?

Dec-  Momma, what would you do if you win $100 million dollars?
Me-   Oh, gee.  I don't know, what would you do?
Dec-  I would buy a mansion.  Some candy.  A couch and a TV.  And netflix plus a CD(DVD) player.
Christian (the older brother)- But you can't just rush into buying things like a CD player and xbox.  You have to make sure you can pay your bills first.
Dec-  But I'd buy a bed too.