Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Tastes like heaven.

I'm looking at those cookies, like they're angels waiting to get in my mouth.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

He's ready for the real world.

"When I play hide and go seek tag, I'm small, so I can hide and wait for my prey."

Friday, September 5, 2014

On the Career Track Already.

Dec won a pop-up tent at the carnival today.  When I asked him what he was going to do with it, I found out he had some big plans.

"I'm going to put it in the backyard and run a secret government organization.  A bad one."

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Lesser of Two Evils.

Kohl's!?  The horror!

Yeah, I'd rather go to Walmart.
-Christian(the brother)

Monday, June 2, 2014

Really? Not all your thoughts need to be voiced outside your brain.

Christian(Dec's brother) - Has anyone ever gotten stuck or fallen in a crack in any of these caves?
Tour guide - I'm not sure.  Not that I know of, but I don't know everything.
Declan - You know, you're right.
Tour guide - I am?  Thanks.
Declan - Yeah, you don't know everything.  No one can.

Luckily the tour guide was good natured and laughed with the rest of the group while I looked for a crack that I could fall into.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Everyone's tired.

Dec- It's going to snow tomorrow?  I want spring.
Me(Mom)- Everyone wants spring.
Dec- Even Santa.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

There is a reason Eagles are America's bird.

The gross thing about pingins is they poop while they're flying.
In a whisper: That's the grossest thing.

Eagles don't though.  They poop in their nest.  It's a poop hallelujah.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Do you remember?

Overheard while the two brothers were playing video games:

Declan: Remember the time you got the star?

Christian: Remember the time you stopped talking?

Declan: Oh.

Saturday, February 15, 2014

I think we are all done with winter now.

"On the day we go to the beach, I'm going to bring my swim pants.  They're swim-able and they're pants." *

*Said to me while pant-less and underwear-less.  He was wearing socks and a shirt.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Saint Valentine according to Declan.

A guy who made valentine's day.  He helped people get married, but the the king made a rule that one guy from the families had to do war, but Saint Valentine helped them get married.  But one marriage he didn't get away with it and he got hanged from his neck.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Reputation is what people think you are.

Dec:  I really don't like Justin Bieber.
Me:  Do you know who that is?
Dec: No, I do not.