Dream big.

While watching Jem and the Holograms:

Unicorns have wings?
Dream on, girl.



(They've watched all the "good" shows on Netflix and are now trying out all my childhood cartoons from the 80's.)

Duh.

At lunchtime there was a rainstorm, instead of eating his lunch Declan went out to play in the rain.  So around 2 pm he comes inside and eats his lunch while watching the GI Joe show from when I was a kid.  After he finished his stir-fry and rice we have this conversation:

Dec - Where is my grilled cheese?
Me  - I didn't make you one.
Silence for about 20 seconds and then he sighs loudly.
Me  - Would you like one?
Dec - OF COURSE!  What did you expect?

Get used to life disappointing you.

You ruined my cereal experience.


(We ran out of milk and I forgot to buy more.)

A sandwich we can all agree on.

Don't put just syrup and honey in my sandwich.

He likes all the colors, together.

I only want white underwear in my life.

Sometimes you have to treat yo self.

Yes!  Pancakes!  I want my own this time...

Is that in cubic feet?

Declan - Hey Christian, you left your foot dirt in the tub.
Christian - How much?
Declan - A whole foot's full.