Positive reinforcement for adaptive behavior.

We went through the bank drive-thru and the teller gave the kids stickers.

Declan has plans for those stickers.  "I'm saving these stickers in case of a Zombie Apocalypse   I'll use these stickers to train the zombies."

How fast does your boat go?

Declan: What's the boat that's faster than an octopus and a shark?

Me: Ummmmm a jet?

Declan: That's it.

Health nut.

I ate an all sugar cake.  I need one of your smoothies(kale, spinach and blueberries) to zero out the sugar.

It's ok. He's comfortable.

I'm double blanket-ed.  I'm very comfortable.

Ladies man.

The ladies hate him.  So I gave him a haircut.

Seriously, this kid has discerning tastes.

Orange m&ms go with cheese and meat.

A child of discerning tastes.

When ke$ha came on the radio:

Please turn that sound down, mama.